Invisalign
So I got Invisalign two weeks ago and in general have been loving it. The whole process is pretty cool. They first put you into one of these new 3D x-ray machines that spins around your entire head and gives realtime results. Then they take impressions of your teeth using some gag-inducing plastic putty. All of this data is then fed to a bunch of Costa Rican programmers, who magically transform it into sets of plastic aligners that you wear for two weeks each.
I am the sort of fellow who eats about six times a day, though, and this causes some complications with Invisalign, because you cannot eat while you have your aligners in. You have to brush your teeth after every meal, as well, which means that I am now brushing my teeth about 8 times a day. You also cannot drink anything that is hot or is not clear when you have them in, so that rules out mid-afternoon coffee.
In general I have to say the experience has been positive, but I’m only two weeks into a yearlong ordeal. Tomorrow I start my Invisalign vs. Efferdent Battle. To the victor goes the spoils, and the implied endorsement of Martha Raye, denture wearer.




