Comments on: Daemons in PHP http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/ doing stuff in a place Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:50:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: anon http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-58817 anon Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:20:26 +0000 http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-58817 sonic server daemon sonic server daemon

]]> By: David http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-2382 David Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:54:01 +0000 http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-2382 Fishing around for how to construct a PHP daemon - you have apparently done it. Can you put some information up about how to spawn a daemon process that would write periodically and read continuously from a socket and store the data to be piped to another process? Fishing around for how to construct a PHP daemon - you have apparently done it. Can you put some information up about how to spawn a daemon process that would write periodically and read continuously from a socket and store the data to be piped to another process?

]]> By: Chad http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-35 Chad Thu, 04 Aug 2005 19:42:25 +0000 http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-35 Oh my fucking GOD. What the hell are you talking about? Perl is SO much easier than PHP. You're a total moron! Okay, I have no idea what I'm talking about...I'm a nerd, not a geek, and have extensive knowlege in lots of random things like streetlights, radio jingles, and late 60's to mid 80's General Motors products...but nothing about PHP or Perl. I was just trying to start a flamewar. I did used to write this program in BASIC at the Cleveland Heights Public Library Noble Road branch's TRS-80: 10 PRINT "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER" 20 GOTO 10 RUN Which, of course, resulted in a screenful of this: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER Yes, I know...I'm an idiot. But I'm easily amused by poop jokes and pointless profanity. Oh my fucking GOD. What the hell are you talking about? Perl is SO much easier than PHP. You’re a total moron!

Okay, I have no idea what I’m talking about…I’m a nerd, not a geek, and have extensive knowlege in lots of random things like streetlights, radio jingles, and late 60’s to mid 80’s General Motors products…but nothing about PHP or Perl. I was just trying to start a flamewar.

I did used to write this program in BASIC at the Cleveland Heights Public Library Noble Road branch’s TRS-80:

10 PRINT “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER”
20 GOTO 10
RUN

Which, of course, resulted in a screenful of this:

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Yes, I know…I’m an idiot. But I’m easily amused by poop jokes and pointless profanity.

]]> By: Darin http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-32 Darin Tue, 02 Aug 2005 19:04:38 +0000 http://www.hodulik.com/2005/08/01/daemons-in-php/#comment-32 wait...what was that middle part again? wait…what was that middle part again?

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