Hey, crimes against humanity are only treason. Death penalty stuff. Why don’t I pardon myself before I even get convicted!
Thanks again to everyone who voted for him. Everything has gone so well since he’s been in office!
My sister is pregnant! I am being the gay uncle and buying lots of things for Cora (my unborn niece’s proposed name). Thus far I have bought a ridiculous number of bibs (including a bib with the Gerber Baby sporting devil horns on it), a rattle, and a spoon with a plastic plane attached to it (to play airplane with baby food). I bought the plane in blue and told my sister that I wasn’t buying pink crap and shoving gender stereotypes down the kid’s throat. She replied “No pink crap!”
Here’s a pic of us before Molly got preggers.
