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American conservatives are just as stupid as Australian conservatives

Filed under: Pharmacology, Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 2:41 pm on Tuesday, February 7, 2006

In my last post I pointed out that conservative Australian politicians are worried that an HPV vaccine will encourage girls to be promiscuous. It turns out I did not do my homework and that, as we all have come to expect, this absurd viewpoint is all over America, too.

The notion that kids are not having sex because of the specter of HPV is just stupid. There’s absolutely no evidence for it. Hey, I have an idea! Let’s stop developing antibiotics because they can be used to cure chlamydia! It doesn’t matter that antibiotics cure other infections and save lives—if we have them PEOPLE WILL HAVE SEX WHEN WE DON’T WANT THEM TO! And Jesus doesn’t like that.

I just don’t get why the Religious Right thinks it can shove its viewpoint down the throats of all Americans, especially when people’s lives are at stake. I am so sick of having to live in fear of these people, of the specter that somehow the little progress that has been made for civil rights for LGBT people and for women’s sexual health will be snatched away in the name of a false Jesus.

Again, this does not bode well for the emergence of vaccines for other sexually-transmitted diseases, notably HIV. There will be an outcry from these people when such a vaccine is developed, and it will be a sad day for all of us. I wonder why we don’t head this off at the pass and start asking these bad people now if they are going to oppose a vaccine when it finally arrives.

Vaccine sparks promiscuity fears

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 9:16 am on Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Here’s something odd: a very famous Australian scientist, Ian Frazer, has apparently come up with a vaccine for Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), the culprit behind genital warts, plain-old warts, and most cervical cancer in women and anal cancer in gay men. The vaccine has proven to be 100% effective in preventing infection and very safe.

Here’s the shocking thing (and it’s NOT that this isn’t being spouted by Tom DeLay or Pat Robertson, yet): some Australian senators have
called for a “social debate” on whether it should be given to girls on a widespread basis for fear that it would promote promiscuity.

No joke. This is just so stupid I can’t even wrap my head around it.

This does not bode well for the emergence of an HIV vaccine, or any new vaccine, for that matter. The logical conclusion of this idiot’s argument is that any disease that acts as a deterrent to any type of sex he does not agree with should be allowed to hang around and kill people.

“Human suffering? It’s teenage sex that we have to stop!”

“Well, it’s nice that we have an HIV vaccine, but it might encourage kids to have more sex, so we shouldn’t give it to them. Having premarital sex is a fate much worse than death.”

“Well, I was going to give Susie the vaccine, but then I thought it would make her into a little ho, so I refrained. Now she’s got cervical cancer, and she deserves exactly what she’s got!”

Ford drops its advertising in gay publications

Filed under: Letters, Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 6:24 pm on Tuesday, December 6, 2005

So apparently Ford has dropped its advertising from LGBT publications after threat of a boycott from the deceptively-named American Family Association. Ford is claiming that “it’s purely for economic reasons,” but I have a hard time believing that. Something tells me that white trash Bible-thumpers from Mississippi aren’t buying nearly as many Land Rovers and Jaguars as LGBT’s are (speaking of which, I think it’s a good idea for the LGBT community to take back the word “family” from the hate-mongers and use it to represent our community).

And thus my letter:

Dear Ford Motor Company:

I have been considering the purchase of a new car from you for several months now. The Escape Hybrid is a pretty nice machine, and it offers basically everything I have been looking for in an automobile.

However, I won’t be buying one. Or any other Ford vehicle, for that matter.

I am extremely displeased with your bowing to the pressure of the American Family Association and the rest of the extreme Radical Right’s demands about not advertising in gay publications. While I can’t back up this assertion with fact, I would bet that the percentage of gay people buying Land Rovers and Jaguars is a lot higher than the percentage of Mississipian Radical Right people. Since I have many friends who own (but who will undoubtedly soon be getting rid of) Jaguars and Land Rovers, I think you may find that caving to the demands of the Hate Lobby will cost Ford a lot more in lost business than standing up for what is right.

But economic reasons aside, I find it morally reprehensible that your company has decided that the politics of hate has generated enough fear in you to bend your will. This country, and your company, are made up of a wide range of people from all walks of life, and that diversity is necessary for a healthy society and for a successful company. Kowtowing to hate is disrespectful to your LGBT employees, shareholders, and to humanity in general.

It is very sad that you will bow to the pressure of those who espouse hateful policies instead of leading by example and telling these groups that their views are not acceptable in civilized society.

You may think you have avoided a boycott, but I think you have instead created a much worse one.

Sincerely,

Nick Hodulik

The New Dark Ages

Filed under: Letters, Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 2:11 pm on Wednesday, November 9, 2005

The Kansas state school board voted to teach Intelligent Design. The odd thing about Intelligent Design is that it is inherently a contradiction — if there really is an Intelligent Designer, how do people stupid enough to come up with Intelligent Design in the first place ever come to exist?

I wrote to some of the directors who voted for it. You can too! Tell them what morons they are: Kansas State Department of Education

Hey Steve and John-
Thanks for voting in the New Dark Ages! Now Kansas will be even more backwater than it is currently, and the students of Kansas have you guys to thank! Great job!

In christ,
Nick

A Bad Man

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 10:50 pm on Sunday, October 30, 2005

The Bush Administration is finally getting theirs.

The press seems to have their backbone again and we now have ample and obvious evidence that the Bush Administration not only lied to justify the war in Iraq, but that it willfully broke the law in doing so. Rove is probably going to be indicted. Libby has already been indicted.

Why has this taken two years to figure out? Why do we have an independent prosecutor in place to find out what a simple question from the man in charge could have answered? Why didn’t the President just call in his staff and say, “Okay, people, who did this?”

He never did that because he has known all along.

  • He was planning on invading Iraq before 9/11 and he lied to the citizens of the US and to the people of the world about the reasons for doing so. (And this ridiculous bull about “We’ll fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here” is quite obviously a lie; the terror attacks on London and Madrid prove this. We have only served to add fuel to the fire with the war in Iraq.)
  • He’s responsible for the deaths of over 2,000 American soldiers and tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis.
  • He kowtows to the Religious Right and their attempts to shove Christian fundamentalism down all of our throats, and yet he says that Muslim fundamentalists are bad.
  • He taxes the poor and gives to the rich and the corporations.
  • He took money from New Orleans and various other domestic programs and put it towards the war in Iraq, and destroyed a city in the process (as the Catholics say, this was a sin of omission, not a sin of commission, but it leaves him no less culpable).
  • He sold out America’s seniors to the pharmaceutical companies.
  • He sold out America’s youth for no apparent reason whatsoever.
  • He has rolled back the advancement of science with absurd positions on stem cell research and intelligent design.
  • He has trounced civil rights in the name of “protecting” America.
  • He has trampled gay rights and rolled back decades of progress that we’ve made.

The list goes on. Fill in some more things, if you’d like.

I honestly try to see the good in everybody, but I have a hard time doing it with this man. I fail to see one truly good thing he has done for me personally or for anybody else except the rich and powerful. He lies through his teeth and people die as a result. All I see is evil. I don’t mean meanness or spitefulness or anything weak like that — I mean real evil, real wrongdoing done by choice and scheme.

George Bush is just a very bad man.

Gay Playa

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 8:49 am on Wednesday, October 26, 2005

This is so dumb. I can’t believe how dumb it is. Rocco over at I Always Say Stupid Shit has rightly pointed out that this gay reality TV pilot is just about as stupid and stereotypical as could possibly be. The host is kind of hot but simultaneously needs to never open his mouth and even more so should never appear on camera or in any position of pseudo-authority. I hope his bedside manner is better than his cameraside manner. Granted, it’s not entirely his fault: the writers blow.

Ugh.

Mucinex

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 2:06 pm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Mucinex IM Conversation

The Delusional Republican Voter

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 11:06 pm on Wednesday, September 14, 2005

There’s a fabulous book called What’s the Matter with Kansas? that offers an excellent explanation of how neoconservatives managed to lie their way into the hearts of Middle Americans and convince them that the neoconservative viewpoints are actually beneficial to them, when the reality is precisely the opposite. I stress “neoconservative” here because I have grown to consider myself a conservative in the classical sense of the word: one who believes in a small federal government that has low taxes, defers to state and local governments for as many functions as possible, and otherwise stays out of people’s lives.

The current crop of Republicans are thus anything but conservatives, which is why the term “neoconservative” was coined. They are economically liberal, in that they have reduced taxes for the top 5% of American incomes, while on the other hand they have presided over the largest increase in Federal spending since the Great Depression. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that if you reduce your income and increase your expenses, you have to either borrow money or go bankrupt. Since we’re not bankrupt, our government has been borrowing money to pay for the tax cuts and budget increases. It also doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that when you take out a loan, you have to pay it back, with interest. So it follows that tax cuts without spending cuts equals a much larger overall financial burden due to interest. Thus the taxes are not being cut at all — they are simply being deferred. Which means that we will all end up paying more than we would have if they would have just left the taxes alone. And if you happen to die before the interest comes due, guess who will have to pay for it? Your kids.

Don’t believe me? One of the nation’s most conservative newspapers, The Washington Times, had an article today about how Tom DeLay says that our government is now operating at peak efficiency. Some of America’s most conservative think tanks rebuff Tom’s absurd opinion with actual facts while some other Republican Congressmen actually go so far as to ask whether or not they are all serving in the same government.

This is a perfect case of where the neocons have somehow convinced Kansans (and Ohioans and Oklahomans and other normally sensible people) that tax cuts are always good for them, even when the tax cuts actually only affect the rich and often result in a tax increase for the Kansans, et al. (Tell that to New Orleans’s levees and the 500,000 displaced people there).

My stepfather is a case in point: before the election last year, he got into a shouting match with both me and Kevin on two separate occasions. Now this is a guy who is normally cool, calm, collected, and rarely bothered by anything, and yet he was really, truly angry. He was yelling things like “Kerry would increase taxes on couples who make more than $200,000 a year!” Nevermind that he and my mother do not make $200,000 a year. Nor does 99.8% of the rest of America, according to the US Census Bureau. Somehow, through the flashy graphics and vitriol and lies that Faux (Fox) News and its ilk spews on a daily basis, the neocons have convinced the average American that they are best served by this neocon ideology.

In fact, because of the creep of the Alternative Minimum Tax, people like my mom and stepdad have actually seen their tax burden increase under Bush, and again this says nothing of the spending increases and resultant interest penalties we all are going to see as a result of it. It also says nothing about how the tax cuts axed money from programs like the ones that would have shored up the levees in New Orleans, and now the government is borrowing nearly $70 billion to pay for it, when the original spending amount was in the single-digit billions. So let’s see: spend a few billion to shore up the levees and don’t cut taxes, or cut taxes, don’t fix the levees, watch people suffer and die, then borrow tens of billions (with interest) to pay for the resultant disaster and tuck your tail between your legs and say you’re sorry?

We all know what the neocons picked.

But on the other hand, the neocons are socially conservative, in that they want to impose a fundamentalist Christian theology down the throats of everyone in the country and essentially legislate morality on issues such as abortion, sex, women’s health, science, and the definition of “family.” So if you voted for anyone in this administration and yet are opposed to religious fundamentalism, you are again fooled by the neocon machine.

I have members of my family who voted for Bush and simply do not care that he lied to them over and over and over again. They say they feel “safer” with Bush and his cronies in office and blithely ignore that we are inciting Islamic fundamentalists to attack us while simultaneously saying we are at war with them while simultaneously encouraging Christian fundamentalists to enforce their viewpoints on everyone in our country.

None of this makes any sense. These are sensible people who have been driven to senseless acts by lies and fear for their own safety.

At some point a culture of sensibility will return to our country. Until then we are stuck with this idiot:
Bush Family Vacation in New Orleans

Federal government Katrina apologists, take note

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 12:37 pm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005

For those who say that local and state Gulf Coast officials deserve blame for the Katrina mess, I offer you this Katrina timeline that details, with specific backup, exactly what went on from the beginning of the crisis up until now. It shows that there was a ridiculous failure of leadership from the top down. Bush was literally eating cake and playing guitar while people were drowning.

Bush appointed Michael Brown (a man who could not possibly be more unqualified for the position) to head FEMA because he was college buddies with Bush’s reelection campaign manager. If appointing someone who has absolutely zero experience managing emergencies to the Federal Emergency Management Agency does not show a complete abdication of responsibility for the power Bush was given as President I don’t know what does.

How many other people has Bush appointed to positions where their failure will result in the deaths of potentially thousands of people? Or even result in mild hardship for people? Bush has shown he’s a big fan of nepotism. I don’t know how he keeps his hands as manicured as they are with the amount of innocent blood that soaks them daily.

The Catholic Church had it right in the 1960’s. It’s time for the First American Reformation Council. We need to take a long, hard look at our federal government and at what’s missing from the Constitution, including an explicit right to privacy, methods for handling campaign finance and political parties, and a civil rights amendment. We need to stop spending tax dollars on corporate subsidies, reform welfare, refocus our country’s laws to support individuals rather than corporations, massively increase education funding (including perhaps giving it a budget where increases in military spending directly increase educational spending, but not the other way around), put a stop to the Religious Right’s attempt to impose its theocracy on all Americans, stop the hysteria over terrorism and likewise stop causing it, quit the Drug War, reinstate the Fariness Doctrine after the Reagan administration axed it, increase taxes for the top 1% of the country and drop them for the bottom 80%, earmark billions of dollars for a Manhattan Project-esque race to build an energy infrastructure that’s not dependent on oil… The list goes on and on.

The emperor has no clothes. Thank god Americans can see it for what it is now. We’re in a quagmire, and this Administration is whistling all the way to the bank while everyone else suffers.

Perhaps the most heartbreaking thing I have ever seen

Filed under: Stupidity — Nick Hodulik at 4:53 pm on Thursday, September 8, 2005

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